Friday, May 8, 2009

THings I have learnt

I have now not been a lost and lonely stray for over 3 months and during that time I have learnt many things about living with hoomans.  Here are some of the most important ones:

1.  Do not eat dinner unless it has the correct amount of hooman food nutrients.  Sometimes this means going hungry but it is better than a diet of pure dog food- yuk!
2.  Spa pool covers are not for chewing.
3.  When getting to the end of a walk, run away to avoid leash capture.
4.  Behaving at puppy training means lots of treats and cuddles- do not continue said good behaviour at home or hoomans will forget treats at next training.
5.  A perfect, 'Ididn't do it' look helps in most situations.
6.  Crying loudly results in being told off but a pitiful whine works wonders.
7.  Hooman beds and sofas are the best places to rest- but jump down before the hoomans see.
8.  If number 7 is not avaliable an heated hole in the floor will sufice- although sometimes the heat disappears after a while.
9.  Always remember where bones are buried, (then if the hoomans do try to give dog food there is always a tasty snack on hand).
10.  Cousins are not always fun.

These are just 10 of my lessons- as I learn more I will keep you posted.
Liffey's Licks to you all


  1. Hi, Liffey!
    You are very smart! You have learnt a lot of things in these 3 months!
    Kisses and hugs

  2. oh my, you are learning very fast Liffy! Keep up the good work!!

    I will look in for more hints, even though I am ten now, I still haven't mastered it all!

    love from Marvin xxxx