THings I have learnt

I have now not been a lost and lonely stray for over 3 months and during that time I have learnt many things about living with hoomans.  Here are some of the most important ones:

1.  Do not eat dinner unless it has the correct amount of hooman food nutrients.  Sometimes this means going hungry but it is better than a diet of pure dog food- yuk!

2.  Spa pool covers are not for chewing.

3.  When getting to the end of a walk, run away to avoid leash capture.

4.  Behaving at puppy training means lots of treats and cuddles- do not continue said good behaviour at home or hoomans will forget treats at next training.

5.  A perfect, 'Ididn't do it' look helps in most situations.

6.  Crying loudly results in being told off but a pitiful whine works wonders.

7.  Hooman beds and sofas are the best places to rest- but jump down before the hoomans see.

8.  If number 7 is not avaliable an heated hole in the floor will sufice- although sometimes the heat disappears after a while.

9.  Always remember where bones are buried, (then if the hoomans do try to give dog food there is always a tasty snack on hand).

10.  Cousins are not always fun.

These are just 10 of my lessons- as I learn more I will keep you posted.

Liffey's Licks to you all

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